Since all we could do was wait for an answer to our offer, Cindy and I went shopping. I needed everything so it wasn't a one hour project. I bought clothes, a cell phone, and a small laptop computer.
At least I didn't have to buy a car. Cindy would be leaving me the car with which she drove me to Wilmington. It had been confiscated from someone, so they could run a false paper trail and award it to me for services rendered. It didn't even have to show up in their budget.
The realtor had warned us that the decision might take a couple of days, so Cindy was making plans for a mini vacation. We were headed to the beach on Wrightsville Island, when her cell phone rang. "Hello," she said. I was glad she didn't answer by identifying herself as a Marshall. "That's good news, so when will they have the repairs complete?"
Obviously in the current real estate market, my offer had looked good enough for them to leap at it. I began making plans in my mind as Cindy tried to split her attention between the busy road and the conversation. "Very well, but we will be keeping check on those repairs."
"Well Eddie, you will soon be the owner of a bike shop." she said as she closed the cover on her phone.
"That's good news, I need to make some calls to order inventory," I suggested.
"Not till I swim in the ocean at least once."
"Aren't you going to hang around till this is a done deal?"
"No, but if you need anything at all just call me. The rent on the rooms is on one of our black accounts, so just stay there until you find a place to live. Are you planning to live in an apartment?"
I had always said not to worry I would find somewhere to live after the shop was ready to go. She accepted that at the time. I imaged that since the pretty much set, she would be antsy to get me out of the government paid motel, and into something where I would have to foot the bill.
"No I think I am going to find a way to live at the bike shop." I replied.
"Well you make damn sure you are not in violation of any zoning ordinances. I do not want to have to contract the locals or to pull your ass out of here. You can see that it is a lot of trouble to se these things up."
"Don't worry, I'll figure something out."
"Well I'll be back for the closing so we can work on it then. They promised to close by the end of the month so we will see."
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
When I awoke the next morning Cindy was already awake watching the news on TV. She had insisted that I sleep in the small bedroom. I thought at the time that it was because the room was the safest. At that moment I realized, it had been so that she would watch TV. If she slept at all, it was in her clothes on the unmade sofa. It could not have been comfortable. I was sure her sleepless night had nothing to do with protecting me. Cindy seemed to have demons independent of me.
Two hours later she tried to walk me into one of those chrome and glass chain store type restaurants. "No way I'm going to eat in that place," I said as she pulled into the parking lot."
"Oh really, and where do you plan to have your breakfast, because I'm eating here." She made a point of it so as to let me know who was in charge.
"Look Cindy I know you want to be rid of me, so that you can get back to your own life." Actually I didn't know that at all. "So let's say if you start trying to shove things down my throat, I am going to become uncooperative. At the least it will make your life miserable. Why not just go along with me on the stupid restaurants where we eat. I will go along with you on other things."
At first her face was flushed as if she were about to have a stroke. I suppose that after thinking about it, while sitting in the parking lot, she decided that it made better sense than to sit in the car all morning. "Alright where to?" she asked resigned to her breakfast fate.
"Just drive toward the downtown, we are bound to find a better place." We did find a better place. We found Oscar's breakfast house in a strip mall.
The place could have used an oil change before it got a new coat of paint inside. There had to be an accumulation of at least ten years cooking grease on the walls of the dining room. I noted that it had a 99.7% sanitation grade. My thinking was anything over 95% was good enough.
The eggs were perfect, and the hash brown potatoes were crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. Oscar used highly spiced sausage and it too was delicious. Cindy opted for the smoked bacon with her breakfast. She ordered extra crispy and I could tell from the smile she tried to hide that the breakfast pleased her as well.
We spent the rest of that day with realtors and rental agents. Ones who had time to run all over the area showing us abandoned gas stations and grocery stores. Most of them dumped us after the first stop. Then we found one agent who was pretty chubby and sweaty. Most likely there weren't many appointments on his schedule, so except for a two hour lunch break, he spent most of the day with us.
It took a second day before he showed us what must have, once upon a time, been a service station and country store combination. That would have been before the state cut a new road around Monkey Junction. There was no town just a couple of buildings along the edges of the crossroads. The country store service station had one service bay, and a much larger room which must have been the grocery store part. It had only one bathroom, but it was a large room so it would work fine for me. I had hoped for a building in which I could live, but the building I saw would only work for the small business I hoped to open.
"So is this for sale or rent?" I asked.
"Both," the agent replied. "According to the listing information the owner is willing to rent it as is, or will do a small amount of renovations for a sale at full price."
"And what is the price and the rent?" Cindy asked.
"The asking price for the sale with all needed repairs is $95,000. To rent it as is with just minimum repairs, like patch the roof it is leaks, is $700 a month."
Cindy pulled me out of earshot of the chubby agent. "I'm not an expert, but this building is not worth that kind of money either way."
"I am absolutely sure that you are right. It's concrete block is likely from the forties, so it's probably sound enough. The floor is concrete with only one water source so there won't be a lot of floor to break up for plumbing repairs. The roof is wood frame with shingles which is pretty ordinary construction.. There is no ceiling in the shop so I can see how it's made. It has leaked for sure. the ceiling in the store part has water stains. The building probably has country water and sewer, if not those need to be checked and repaired as well. So if I got all that checked an repaired, plus repainting the place, I would be comfortable with a price of say $75,000 for a quick sale."
"Let me get an inspector and appraiser out here before you make an offer. I'm worried about the gas tanks as well," Cindy said referring to the above ground tanks which had been used to store the gas sold by the service station/country store. I was confident that they had been drained years before. Being above ground would make it easier to get them inspected and passed by the EPA.
"Let's make the offer just like that and add price to be reduced to appraised value if it is less. That should satisfy everyone. " It was the best suited of the places I had seen. Being ten miles from town would give me some problems, but I hoped not too many.
So that was the offer I made. The government was going to help me secure real estate and small business loans. My plan was to supplement that with money from the off shore bank. Cindy didn't need to know that part. As far as they knew the twenty thousand in my bank account when I went into the federal prison camp was all the money I had. The feds might suspect more but they couldn't find it.
Two hours later she tried to walk me into one of those chrome and glass chain store type restaurants. "No way I'm going to eat in that place," I said as she pulled into the parking lot."
"Oh really, and where do you plan to have your breakfast, because I'm eating here." She made a point of it so as to let me know who was in charge.
"Look Cindy I know you want to be rid of me, so that you can get back to your own life." Actually I didn't know that at all. "So let's say if you start trying to shove things down my throat, I am going to become uncooperative. At the least it will make your life miserable. Why not just go along with me on the stupid restaurants where we eat. I will go along with you on other things."
At first her face was flushed as if she were about to have a stroke. I suppose that after thinking about it, while sitting in the parking lot, she decided that it made better sense than to sit in the car all morning. "Alright where to?" she asked resigned to her breakfast fate.
"Just drive toward the downtown, we are bound to find a better place." We did find a better place. We found Oscar's breakfast house in a strip mall.
The place could have used an oil change before it got a new coat of paint inside. There had to be an accumulation of at least ten years cooking grease on the walls of the dining room. I noted that it had a 99.7% sanitation grade. My thinking was anything over 95% was good enough.
The eggs were perfect, and the hash brown potatoes were crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. Oscar used highly spiced sausage and it too was delicious. Cindy opted for the smoked bacon with her breakfast. She ordered extra crispy and I could tell from the smile she tried to hide that the breakfast pleased her as well.
We spent the rest of that day with realtors and rental agents. Ones who had time to run all over the area showing us abandoned gas stations and grocery stores. Most of them dumped us after the first stop. Then we found one agent who was pretty chubby and sweaty. Most likely there weren't many appointments on his schedule, so except for a two hour lunch break, he spent most of the day with us.
It took a second day before he showed us what must have, once upon a time, been a service station and country store combination. That would have been before the state cut a new road around Monkey Junction. There was no town just a couple of buildings along the edges of the crossroads. The country store service station had one service bay, and a much larger room which must have been the grocery store part. It had only one bathroom, but it was a large room so it would work fine for me. I had hoped for a building in which I could live, but the building I saw would only work for the small business I hoped to open.
"So is this for sale or rent?" I asked.
"Both," the agent replied. "According to the listing information the owner is willing to rent it as is, or will do a small amount of renovations for a sale at full price."
"And what is the price and the rent?" Cindy asked.
"The asking price for the sale with all needed repairs is $95,000. To rent it as is with just minimum repairs, like patch the roof it is leaks, is $700 a month."
Cindy pulled me out of earshot of the chubby agent. "I'm not an expert, but this building is not worth that kind of money either way."
"I am absolutely sure that you are right. It's concrete block is likely from the forties, so it's probably sound enough. The floor is concrete with only one water source so there won't be a lot of floor to break up for plumbing repairs. The roof is wood frame with shingles which is pretty ordinary construction.. There is no ceiling in the shop so I can see how it's made. It has leaked for sure. the ceiling in the store part has water stains. The building probably has country water and sewer, if not those need to be checked and repaired as well. So if I got all that checked an repaired, plus repainting the place, I would be comfortable with a price of say $75,000 for a quick sale."
"Let me get an inspector and appraiser out here before you make an offer. I'm worried about the gas tanks as well," Cindy said referring to the above ground tanks which had been used to store the gas sold by the service station/country store. I was confident that they had been drained years before. Being above ground would make it easier to get them inspected and passed by the EPA.
"Let's make the offer just like that and add price to be reduced to appraised value if it is less. That should satisfy everyone. " It was the best suited of the places I had seen. Being ten miles from town would give me some problems, but I hoped not too many.
So that was the offer I made. The government was going to help me secure real estate and small business loans. My plan was to supplement that with money from the off shore bank. Cindy didn't need to know that part. As far as they knew the twenty thousand in my bank account when I went into the federal prison camp was all the money I had. The feds might suspect more but they couldn't find it.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
I took a good look at Marshall Cindy Tripp as she drove from the parking lot. The Marshall service was obviously generous with their weight restrictions, if Cindy Tripp was any indication. She had to be at least thirty pounds overweight. She was not unattractive but it was in that large woman kind of way. You know all soft and round no corners at all.
During the drive she worked hard to avoid any reference to my crimes. "Since you aren't going to ask about my con of the Sanchez brothers, how do you feel about a political discussion?"
"No politics, no religion, and I know nothing of your background."
"Right?" I said sarcastically. Everyone in the Marshall service seemed to know. My only hope was that they didn't share with outsiders. If push came to stampede, I could always disappear on my own. I had done it previously without the Marshall's help. I expected that I hadn't forgotten how to go about it.
Since it was a boring drive along multi laned roads, and since Cindy Tripp was boring as hell, I passed the drive by napping against the car door. I slept much longer and harder than I had expected to.
"Wake up Mr. Wilson we are here."
Here was one of those modern motels which advertised suites. Sweets were quite a bit different that what I thought of as a suite but hey I could make a sandwich at midnight so I was happy enough. Upon arrival at the third floor suite, I found a two room unit one was a bedroom with a double bed and the other a combo living room and kitchen. The sofa was ugly enough to open into a bed for sure.
I searched the local online multiple listings, while Cindy went for pizza. There were plenty of properties for rent since the real estate market when to hell. I had a list of five addresses by the time Cindy showed up with the pizza.
While we ate she checked out my list. I watched TV while she did the search. It seemed as though the airwaves were filled with cop shows. It had to be a sign. A really bad one to me.
During the drive she worked hard to avoid any reference to my crimes. "Since you aren't going to ask about my con of the Sanchez brothers, how do you feel about a political discussion?"
"No politics, no religion, and I know nothing of your background."
"Right?" I said sarcastically. Everyone in the Marshall service seemed to know. My only hope was that they didn't share with outsiders. If push came to stampede, I could always disappear on my own. I had done it previously without the Marshall's help. I expected that I hadn't forgotten how to go about it.
Since it was a boring drive along multi laned roads, and since Cindy Tripp was boring as hell, I passed the drive by napping against the car door. I slept much longer and harder than I had expected to.
"Wake up Mr. Wilson we are here."
Here was one of those modern motels which advertised suites. Sweets were quite a bit different that what I thought of as a suite but hey I could make a sandwich at midnight so I was happy enough. Upon arrival at the third floor suite, I found a two room unit one was a bedroom with a double bed and the other a combo living room and kitchen. The sofa was ugly enough to open into a bed for sure.
I searched the local online multiple listings, while Cindy went for pizza. There were plenty of properties for rent since the real estate market when to hell. I had a list of five addresses by the time Cindy showed up with the pizza.
While we ate she checked out my list. I watched TV while she did the search. It seemed as though the airwaves were filled with cop shows. It had to be a sign. A really bad one to me.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
The hand off didn't come for a couple of more days, so I sat in that tiny little apartment with noting to do but research for my bike project. I figured the first thing I needed was to determine what kind of bike frame would work best, then find a seller.
From reading about five hundred entries on a couple of different forums, I found that a good steel framed dual suspension bike was my best bet. At the final sales price of the bike, I did not want to begin with a cheapo frame. I looked around and finally found a guy who sold a bike called the Mystic Mountain. It was an import from China of course, but it was a step above the department store bikes, or so the reviews all said. It came only partially assembled. The distributor assured me in an email that the assembly was simple and that all parts were warranted by him. There would be no going back to the china manufacturer for parts.
It all sounded good until he mention that the minimum order had to be for five bikes to get the special $125 each, wholesale price. The bike retailed for $200 bucks up depending on the bike shop. If I were to buy ten at a time the price dropped to $105.
Next I had to find a decent kit. After reading another five hundred forum entries I decided to go with a kit from a distributor in Hong Kong, If I bought five kits, which seemed like a lot, but since I had to buy at least five bikes, it would work out, I supposed. Each of the front motor hub kits contained the front wheel, with heavy duty spokes and tire. It also contained a 36volt speed controller and throttle. The price for the kits in orders of at least five was $450 and change.
The real pain in the butt came with the battery packs. There was no question at all, after only a hundred forum entries, that it had to be a lithium battery pack. The 36volt, twenty amp hour pack, which was the most economical size for the bike I planned to build, was going to run me over $600 bucks. I thought that it was a terrible price to pay, but I decided to spring for it anyway.
It looked as though the price of the bike complete would retail for about two grand. It was the price for a rich man's toy not a guy trying to commute to work for a reasonable price. I decided not to decide for the moment.
It was just as well. I got pulled back into the resettlement issue since the handover day had arrived. The drive from Charlotte to Raleigh took about four hours. We met my new handler for in the parking lot of a cheap steak houses by the interstate. I should have asked about the new handler in advance, but I just didn't care. One was the same as another as far as I was concerned.
"Eddie, this is Marshal Cindy Tripp. She will be your new handler." My temporary handler turned to Cindy and asked, "So Cindy how you doing."
"I'm just fine Will, So Eddie, I have your file. I have to admit you are the first client I have ever had who seems to understand the system. That doing time under the new ident was a brilliant stroke. There will be real white collar criminals who know you. It was just masterful."
"Come on Cindy don't get to enamored with our mooch, he is still just a mooch. Maybe he can talk nice, but in the end he is just a cheap grifter."
"Ten million in drug money, doesn't sound cheap to me."
"I lost it all though," I replied.
"Sure," she agreed. "You want to have lunch or move on down the road first?"
"Move on down the road a ways. Your buddy here wasn't all that great a companion, I do hope you will be better."
"I'm just here to help you settle in Eddie, not be your best friend. Still I might be your best friend, if you get in trouble down there."
"I don't expect to do that. My big plan is to be a respectable businessman, and part time beach bum."
"That sounds encouraging, So lets get a move on." She signed a couple of documents then we switched to her car. Just like all the Marshalls, she drove a nondescript car. Hers was a Chevy Malibue. It was new, but completely ordinary in every other way. Right off the lot with just the right number of bells and whistles but no fancy options.
From reading about five hundred entries on a couple of different forums, I found that a good steel framed dual suspension bike was my best bet. At the final sales price of the bike, I did not want to begin with a cheapo frame. I looked around and finally found a guy who sold a bike called the Mystic Mountain. It was an import from China of course, but it was a step above the department store bikes, or so the reviews all said. It came only partially assembled. The distributor assured me in an email that the assembly was simple and that all parts were warranted by him. There would be no going back to the china manufacturer for parts.
It all sounded good until he mention that the minimum order had to be for five bikes to get the special $125 each, wholesale price. The bike retailed for $200 bucks up depending on the bike shop. If I were to buy ten at a time the price dropped to $105.
Next I had to find a decent kit. After reading another five hundred forum entries I decided to go with a kit from a distributor in Hong Kong, If I bought five kits, which seemed like a lot, but since I had to buy at least five bikes, it would work out, I supposed. Each of the front motor hub kits contained the front wheel, with heavy duty spokes and tire. It also contained a 36volt speed controller and throttle. The price for the kits in orders of at least five was $450 and change.
The real pain in the butt came with the battery packs. There was no question at all, after only a hundred forum entries, that it had to be a lithium battery pack. The 36volt, twenty amp hour pack, which was the most economical size for the bike I planned to build, was going to run me over $600 bucks. I thought that it was a terrible price to pay, but I decided to spring for it anyway.
It looked as though the price of the bike complete would retail for about two grand. It was the price for a rich man's toy not a guy trying to commute to work for a reasonable price. I decided not to decide for the moment.
It was just as well. I got pulled back into the resettlement issue since the handover day had arrived. The drive from Charlotte to Raleigh took about four hours. We met my new handler for in the parking lot of a cheap steak houses by the interstate. I should have asked about the new handler in advance, but I just didn't care. One was the same as another as far as I was concerned.
"Eddie, this is Marshal Cindy Tripp. She will be your new handler." My temporary handler turned to Cindy and asked, "So Cindy how you doing."
"I'm just fine Will, So Eddie, I have your file. I have to admit you are the first client I have ever had who seems to understand the system. That doing time under the new ident was a brilliant stroke. There will be real white collar criminals who know you. It was just masterful."
"Come on Cindy don't get to enamored with our mooch, he is still just a mooch. Maybe he can talk nice, but in the end he is just a cheap grifter."
"Ten million in drug money, doesn't sound cheap to me."
"I lost it all though," I replied.
"Sure," she agreed. "You want to have lunch or move on down the road first?"
"Move on down the road a ways. Your buddy here wasn't all that great a companion, I do hope you will be better."
"I'm just here to help you settle in Eddie, not be your best friend. Still I might be your best friend, if you get in trouble down there."
"I don't expect to do that. My big plan is to be a respectable businessman, and part time beach bum."
"That sounds encouraging, So lets get a move on." She signed a couple of documents then we switched to her car. Just like all the Marshalls, she drove a nondescript car. Hers was a Chevy Malibue. It was new, but completely ordinary in every other way. Right off the lot with just the right number of bells and whistles but no fancy options.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
I fell asleep with the options rolling around in my head. I knew I had to do something for show at least. All I really wanted to do was be a beach bum.
I found the solution to my work dilemma the next morning. I read on line that the push to electric vehicles was on. Electric cars were all the rage in Europe as well as Asia. It looked as though they were about to hit the American streets hard. Since I planned to move to the beach, electric bikes might be a good business. I could at least keep my own hours if I built custom bikes. I had always loves bikes as a kid. The idea wasn't exactly mine, I read a lot about it on several different web sites.
I made the final decision the next morning when I realized that I was tired of take out food. I wanted a place with a refrigerator that had more than ice trays and mustard. I waited until my new handler come into the kitchen.
"Okay Marshall, I have decided I want to build electric bicycles."
"Actually there might be a good market for that in Wilmington. So what do you need from us?" Find me a place to live and build bikes. It would also be nice to have a showroom or something." I suggested.
"Wilson you have to be kidding. You are a white collar criminal, a con man even, What the hell do you know about bicycles."
"I had one as a kid, the rest I can learn. Look your main concern is that I become self sufficient and stay alive. Check with your people and see if the business isn't ready to explode. Especially in a coastal area like Wilmington."
"I'm gonna do that. Yes we want to keep you safe and we don't want to support you for life, but I don't think you have the skill set to build those things."
"I can learn." I replied.
The Deputy US Marshall must have gone directly to the phone, then hidden out in his room until he got an answer. The next time I saw him two hours later he said, "The boss says to find you a place and get you a mortgage and a start up loan. It seems he is a big fan of alternate energy ever since the big boss decided it was the future."
"Well see the big boss and I agree on at least one thing," I said it with sincere laughter in my voice.
"Yeah so what kind of place do you think you will be able to support on such a limited business?" The marshal was laughing at me. Okay I agree that it won't be much of a place but my needs are small." I really meant that I was determined to live a simple life. The five hundred dollar bottles of wine had always been for show. Hell I don't even like wine. A cheap bottle of bourbon is fine by me.
"I'm thinking some building in a reasonably high traffic area that I can build and display bikes. It would be good if I could live there as well. As you pointed out the business probably won't pay all that well." I didn't see any reason to bring up the five million bucks.
"Well I guess you need to go to Wilmington and start looking at real estate."
"Sounds like a good first step. When do we leave."
"Not we Eddie, I work in the Charlotte office. I will be handing you over to a Marshall from the Raleigh office."
"Ah you don't love me any more," I said with a grin.
"You really aren't my type. I'll make the call and try to work it out real soon."
"Good we are beginning to bore each other I fear."
"Beginning my ass, we have from the start."
I found the solution to my work dilemma the next morning. I read on line that the push to electric vehicles was on. Electric cars were all the rage in Europe as well as Asia. It looked as though they were about to hit the American streets hard. Since I planned to move to the beach, electric bikes might be a good business. I could at least keep my own hours if I built custom bikes. I had always loves bikes as a kid. The idea wasn't exactly mine, I read a lot about it on several different web sites.
I made the final decision the next morning when I realized that I was tired of take out food. I wanted a place with a refrigerator that had more than ice trays and mustard. I waited until my new handler come into the kitchen.
"Okay Marshall, I have decided I want to build electric bicycles."
"Actually there might be a good market for that in Wilmington. So what do you need from us?" Find me a place to live and build bikes. It would also be nice to have a showroom or something." I suggested.
"Wilson you have to be kidding. You are a white collar criminal, a con man even, What the hell do you know about bicycles."
"I had one as a kid, the rest I can learn. Look your main concern is that I become self sufficient and stay alive. Check with your people and see if the business isn't ready to explode. Especially in a coastal area like Wilmington."
"I'm gonna do that. Yes we want to keep you safe and we don't want to support you for life, but I don't think you have the skill set to build those things."
"I can learn." I replied.
The Deputy US Marshall must have gone directly to the phone, then hidden out in his room until he got an answer. The next time I saw him two hours later he said, "The boss says to find you a place and get you a mortgage and a start up loan. It seems he is a big fan of alternate energy ever since the big boss decided it was the future."
"Well see the big boss and I agree on at least one thing," I said it with sincere laughter in my voice.
"Yeah so what kind of place do you think you will be able to support on such a limited business?" The marshal was laughing at me. Okay I agree that it won't be much of a place but my needs are small." I really meant that I was determined to live a simple life. The five hundred dollar bottles of wine had always been for show. Hell I don't even like wine. A cheap bottle of bourbon is fine by me.
"I'm thinking some building in a reasonably high traffic area that I can build and display bikes. It would be good if I could live there as well. As you pointed out the business probably won't pay all that well." I didn't see any reason to bring up the five million bucks.
"Well I guess you need to go to Wilmington and start looking at real estate."
"Sounds like a good first step. When do we leave."
"Not we Eddie, I work in the Charlotte office. I will be handing you over to a Marshall from the Raleigh office."
"Ah you don't love me any more," I said with a grin.
"You really aren't my type. I'll make the call and try to work it out real soon."
"Good we are beginning to bore each other I fear."
"Beginning my ass, we have from the start."
Monday, July 12, 2010
I fell asleep with the options rolling around in my head. I knew I had to do something for show at least. All I really wanted to do was be a beach bum.
I found the solution to my work dilemma the next morning. I read on line that the push to electric vehicles was on. Electric cars were all the rage in Europe as well as Asia. It looked as though they were about to hit the American streets hard. Since I planned to move to the beach, electric bikes might be a good business. I could at least keep my own hours if I built custom bikes. I had always loves bikes as a kid. The idea wasn't exactly mine, I read a lot about it on several different web sites.
I made the final decision the next morning when I realized that I was tired of take out food. I wanted a place with a refrigerator that had more than ice trays and mustard. I waited until my new handler come into the kitchen.
"Okay Marshall, I have decided I want to build electric bicycles."
"Actually there might be a good market for that in Wilmington. So what do you need from us?" Find me a place to live and build bikes. It would also be nice to have a showroom or something." I suggested.
"Wilson you have to be kidding. You are a white collar criminal, a con man even, What the hell do you know about bicycles."
"I had one as a kid, the rest I can learn. Look your main concern is that I become self sufficient and stay alive. Check with your people and see if the business isn't ready to explode. Especially in a coastal area like Wilmington."
"I'm gonna do that. Yes we want to keep you safe and we don't want to support you for life, but I don't think you have the skill set to build those things."
"I can learn." I replied.
The Deputy US Marshall must have gone directly to the phone, then hidden out in his room until he got an answer. The next time I saw him two hours later he said, "The boss says to find you a place and get you a mortgage and a start up loan. It seems he is a big fan of alternate energy ever since the big boss decided it was the future."
"Well see the big boss and I agree on at least one thing," I said it with sincere laughter in my voice.
I found the solution to my work dilemma the next morning. I read on line that the push to electric vehicles was on. Electric cars were all the rage in Europe as well as Asia. It looked as though they were about to hit the American streets hard. Since I planned to move to the beach, electric bikes might be a good business. I could at least keep my own hours if I built custom bikes. I had always loves bikes as a kid. The idea wasn't exactly mine, I read a lot about it on several different web sites.
I made the final decision the next morning when I realized that I was tired of take out food. I wanted a place with a refrigerator that had more than ice trays and mustard. I waited until my new handler come into the kitchen.
"Okay Marshall, I have decided I want to build electric bicycles."
"Actually there might be a good market for that in Wilmington. So what do you need from us?" Find me a place to live and build bikes. It would also be nice to have a showroom or something." I suggested.
"Wilson you have to be kidding. You are a white collar criminal, a con man even, What the hell do you know about bicycles."
"I had one as a kid, the rest I can learn. Look your main concern is that I become self sufficient and stay alive. Check with your people and see if the business isn't ready to explode. Especially in a coastal area like Wilmington."
"I'm gonna do that. Yes we want to keep you safe and we don't want to support you for life, but I don't think you have the skill set to build those things."
"I can learn." I replied.
The Deputy US Marshall must have gone directly to the phone, then hidden out in his room until he got an answer. The next time I saw him two hours later he said, "The boss says to find you a place and get you a mortgage and a start up loan. It seems he is a big fan of alternate energy ever since the big boss decided it was the future."
"Well see the big boss and I agree on at least one thing," I said it with sincere laughter in my voice.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
"Rise and shine Wilson we have places to go and things to do. Have you made your decision yet? I need to get the wheels rolling so you can get on down the road."
"You know this is a pretty important step. It isn't something I want to rush into."
"Well let's put it this way. There is a reason that a safe house is uncomfortable. It's to encourage you to make up your mind. In the meantime come on we are going out to breakfast."
"Oh really, I hope I get to choose where we go this first morning of my freedom?"
"Nope International house of pancakes all you can eat pancake day. Hope you aren't dieting."
"Now I know why you are overweight. I am always dieting. You should try it."
"No thanks, time to be miserable when I am old like you."
"Punk," I said loudly.
Actually the pancakes weren't bad but I certainly couldn't do them justice. I enjoyed the sausage though. Good sausage is a treat for me.
The remainder of the day was spent buying me new clothes. I sick of my handler by five. He was young and fashion forward. I was old and set in my ways. I bought mostly work clothes but I did buy one sports jacket.
I managed to get to the library in the late afternoon. I checked to make sure the account numbers and passwords I had got me into the accounts with my money. If I had a local bank account I could have started moving money around. As it was I had $800 from the private post office box in Atlanta. It was more than enough since Uncle Sugar was footing the bills at the moment.
When we got back to the safe house, the punk kid named Charlie asked, "Did you really con the Sanchez brothers out of ten million?"
"More or less," I replied.
"How?"
"I sold them some gold to laundry their money. The gold coins were bulky so I convinced them to buy gold certificates instead. The certificates looked real good, but they were worthless."
"Amazing," he said. "Those guys run one of the five larges coke cartels in the world and they fell for that."
"Yeah," I replied. What I didn't bother telling him was that men who made a lot of money at one thing, always thought they were smarter than everyone else about everything involving money. It just aint so. If you check, you will find that doctors are the easiest marks for that very reason.
I went to be with him still puzzled as to how I pulled it off. I had a partner of course. It was of course the lovely Eleanor. Eleanor worked for the gold bullion company. She arranged the delivery of the first gold sales. After I had the Sanchez brothers hooked, I just printed off the certificates and she vouched for them. It was simple as long as we both knew to get the hell lost afterward.
"You know this is a pretty important step. It isn't something I want to rush into."
"Well let's put it this way. There is a reason that a safe house is uncomfortable. It's to encourage you to make up your mind. In the meantime come on we are going out to breakfast."
"Oh really, I hope I get to choose where we go this first morning of my freedom?"
"Nope International house of pancakes all you can eat pancake day. Hope you aren't dieting."
"Now I know why you are overweight. I am always dieting. You should try it."
"No thanks, time to be miserable when I am old like you."
"Punk," I said loudly.
Actually the pancakes weren't bad but I certainly couldn't do them justice. I enjoyed the sausage though. Good sausage is a treat for me.
The remainder of the day was spent buying me new clothes. I sick of my handler by five. He was young and fashion forward. I was old and set in my ways. I bought mostly work clothes but I did buy one sports jacket.
I managed to get to the library in the late afternoon. I checked to make sure the account numbers and passwords I had got me into the accounts with my money. If I had a local bank account I could have started moving money around. As it was I had $800 from the private post office box in Atlanta. It was more than enough since Uncle Sugar was footing the bills at the moment.
When we got back to the safe house, the punk kid named Charlie asked, "Did you really con the Sanchez brothers out of ten million?"
"More or less," I replied.
"How?"
"I sold them some gold to laundry their money. The gold coins were bulky so I convinced them to buy gold certificates instead. The certificates looked real good, but they were worthless."
"Amazing," he said. "Those guys run one of the five larges coke cartels in the world and they fell for that."
"Yeah," I replied. What I didn't bother telling him was that men who made a lot of money at one thing, always thought they were smarter than everyone else about everything involving money. It just aint so. If you check, you will find that doctors are the easiest marks for that very reason.
I went to be with him still puzzled as to how I pulled it off. I had a partner of course. It was of course the lovely Eleanor. Eleanor worked for the gold bullion company. She arranged the delivery of the first gold sales. After I had the Sanchez brothers hooked, I just printed off the certificates and she vouched for them. It was simple as long as we both knew to get the hell lost afterward.
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